Don't Blink

Ahhhhhhhhhh! I can't believe it! I have survived two months with these two crazy people. All day long they make the most annoying sounds in the world. Honestly, I don't know how you people can stand each other when you make those noises. If they think I'm smiling to show contentment, they're dead wrong. The way I see it, I have two choices, give 'em what they want, or just flat out laugh my butt off because of how ridiculous they look trying to get me smile. Admittedly, I do find it humorous. I can't blame them though, it's not like they speak my language, and I certainly don't understand their jibberish yet.
So, just to win you over a little bit, here is the cutest smile I have given yet. Don't go getting the idea, though, that trippling your efforts to make me smile is going to yield anything better. I refuse to encourage such behavior. Really Dad, what would your coworkers think if they heard you making that noise? You people are so insatiable. I could probably smile all day long, and you wouldn't be able to get enough of me. I like the attention though, it makes me feel very happy.

Now that I have captured your attention, we can get down to business. My parents say that they are participating in the 'Biggest Loser' program, but I don't see what the fuss is all about. I have gotten more handsome with every pound I have put on. While everyone fusses over their weight, I bask in the glow of their happiness as I put on every juicy little ounce. As a side note, Doc says I am a cool 14 lbs 10.5 oz today. Not to mention, I am growing taller by the minute. I started at 22 inches and am now 23.25 inches long. Just look at me, I'm growing into a little man.